{VU Finance} SOFTWARE ENGINEER HUSBAND......

  

Here is conversation between the software engineer husbands and his wife..........................

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


Wife - at least give me your credit card,i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.


Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.


Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

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Sikandar Khush Nahin Loot Kar Daulat Zamaane Ki

Qalandar Dono Haathon Se Luta Kar Raqs Karta Hai  

سیدنا ابوہریرہ رضی اللہ عنہ سے روایت ہے کہ رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا: "اس (پاک ذات) کی قسم! جس کے ہاتھ میں میری جان ہے کہ تم میں سے کوئی مومن نہیں ہو سکتا جب تک کہ میں اس کے نزدیک اس کے باپ اور اس کی اولاد سے زیادہ محبوب نہ ہو جاؤں۔

Allah Pak Farmatay Hain....

Aye ibne Adam

Ik Teri Chahat Hai Or Ik Meri Chahat Hai

Hoga To Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Haan Ager Tune Superd (hawale) Kardia Khood Ko

Uske Jo Meri Chahat hai

To Main Tujhe Woh Bhi Donga Jo Teri Chahat Hai...

 

Or Ager Tune Mukhalfat Ki Uski Jo Meri Chahat Hai

Tu Main Thaka Dunga Tujhe Us Main Jo Teri Chahat Hai

Phir Hoga Wohi Jo Meri Chahat Hai.....

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